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  • Me: So when do they fuck?

dlubes:

this is all i could think of while watching the 50 shades of grey trailer

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(via dustpanfairytale)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via kissingliam)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via lastoftheamericangirls-)

george-blagden:

sometimes i forget that danny devito isn’t just an abstract concept

(Source: sorbus, via dustpanfairytale)